Husband – hello dear, I am logged in.
Wife – have you bought the things I asked you to buy.
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – My God! Almost forget it, where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.
Wife – who was that with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you and your receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters..
Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going
Husband – It’s now safe to turn off your computer
Wife – have you bought the things I asked you to buy.
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – My God! Almost forget it, where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.
Wife – who was that with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you and your receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters..
Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going
Husband – It’s now safe to turn off your computer