I do feel what this writer wrote and echoed what he said:
I want to thank all my friends and family members who have forwarded chain mails to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and still continuing to do so in 2009 too.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or at any other place, and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls made to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
When I go to parties, I don’t look at girls anymore, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel to drug me, and then remove my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
I am still open to help some people from Nigeria who want to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of some hundred million dollars.
I made hundreds of wishes before forwarding those God pictures, but most of those ‘wishes’ are already married! (to someone else)
I want to thank all my friends and family members who have forwarded chain mails to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and still continuing to do so in 2009 too.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or at any other place, and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls made to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
When I go to parties, I don’t look at girls anymore, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel to drug me, and then remove my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
I am still open to help some people from Nigeria who want to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of some hundred million dollars.
I made hundreds of wishes before forwarding those God pictures, but most of those ‘wishes’ are already married! (to someone else)