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In a Podiatrist's office: ' Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill board: '7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist' s Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place..'
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On a Taxidermist' s window: 'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership: 'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Vets waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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In a Restaurant window: 'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait..'
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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: 'Best place in town to take a leak.'
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'