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Men are like Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather
Nothing can be done to change
them.
4.Men are like Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why..
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.
Nothing can be done to change
them.
4.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why..
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
6.Men are like Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like Department Stores
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds
.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Men are like Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13..Men are like
Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
Now
send this to all the remarkable women you know,
as well as to any understanding good-natured,
fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know
!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
6.
You can't believe a word they say.
7.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.
.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13..
Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.
Now
send this to all the remarkable women you know,
as well as to any understanding good-natured,
fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know
!!!!!!!!!!